How To Hide Your Cannabis High

Even though cannabis is becoming more tolerated around the world, it's still illegal in most parts of it. Because of this, a lot of consumers still fear being high in public, with family, or around certain friends. So that you can still toke and not be afraid of your family dinner later, we'll be giving you a few recommendations on how to best conceal your high.

KNOW YOUR TOLERANCE

First of all, it's very important that you know how much cannabis you can actually handle. This will prevent you from consuming too much if you're anticipating a major event. Inquire as to how strong the weed is in the joint or bowl you're smoking. And be sure it doesn't have any “special surprises” like a nice thick string of THC oil in the middle.

Take a couple of puffs and wait to see how you're feeling. The worst thing you can do is smoke too fast, only to realise it's all hitting at once and you're not functional anymore. Don't let peer pressure seduce you into puffs you can't handle. Take your time and set your own pace. There will be plenty of opportunities to get stupidly high.

It will also be important to know what strain of herb you're smoking. Try to be aware of not only the THC content, but whether it’s a more stimulating sativa or sedating indica. It won't help your situation if the strain is very paranoia-inducing. This will only make you feel more high and out of place. If you have the choice, opt for a strain you know works for you. If you're not normally energetic, getting a 100% sativa might not be the right way to go.

DON'T OVERTHINK IT

Don't allow yourself to enter the paranoid spiral of thinking you're too high. If you think too much about it, the anxiety will only increase. Just relax and convince yourself that you're fine. Remember, unless you're dealing with someone who knows you really well, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference.

And even if you look crazy high, play it right and with confidence. You might even pull a classic "Nah, I'm just tired". As long as you don't allow yourself to melt into the chair or zone out too much, you'll be fine. Do something or get moving. Being distracted always helps. If you're not focussed on dealing with your high, you'll actually handle it much better. Play a video game, go for a walk, or play some cards with the family. It doesn't really matter as long as you're not sitting and stressing about your mental state.

BE PREPARED

If you know you'll be somewhere you're not supposed to be high, be ready for it. If you're able to, and it's appropriate, wear sunglasses. These will be your best friend. Not only will they cover your eyes, but they will help you feel relaxed and protected behind them. This way, no matter where you zone out, you'll be fine because no one will know the wiser—as long as you're not wearing them inside or at night. If you are in one of these scenarios, you might want to get some eye drops to help you hydrate them. This will make a huge difference. Not only will they remove the redness, they’ll also keep your eyes open and awake.

EAT AND HYDRATE

Before going out for a hardcore smoke sesh, be sure to eat and drink well. Being hungry and dehydrated will only make you feel more high. With some calories, you'll be one step further from being dysfunctional. In fact, it might also be helpful to carry a snack in case you start feeling overwhelmed. Something sugary is sure to make you feel better.

The last recommendation we would give is to have a safe place to go. Whether that's sitting in your car for a few minutes or taking a walk around the block, it's better than sitting awkwardly wherever you are. Just relax and you'll be fine. There is no reason to stress. Good luck with your high!